Zero Tolerance to Tickling

Even easier that the S one.

DO NOT TICKLE ME!

a) it’s not funny

b) someone will end up hurt

c) it’s really not funny

d) someone will really get hurt

 

I did cause a bloody nose to a tickler in my young years (unintentionally, but what do you expect if you tickle my feet and don’t cover your face). I also caused a black eye to another tickler in my late twenties  (intentionally this time; it was his fault, he shouldn’t aligned his eye directly with my elbow while he continued with the tickling torture). I also had a near concussion when I banged my head on a radiator during another vicious attack by a tickler when I was a child. But the most serious injury received while being tickled was a broken rib. So not only was I tickled, I also couldn’t breathe without being in pain for few weeks.

SO ABSOLUTE AND TOTAL ZERO TOLERANCE TO TICKLING

 

Tickling is Tyranny and Torture and I have no tolerance to these.

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