Even easier that the S one.
DO NOT TICKLE ME!
a) it’s not funny
b) someone will end up hurt
c) it’s really not funny
d) someone will really get hurt
I did cause a bloody nose to a tickler in my young years (unintentionally, but what do you expect if you tickle my feet and don’t cover your face). I also caused a black eye to another tickler in my late twenties (intentionally this time; it was his fault, he shouldn’t aligned his eye directly with my elbow while he continued with the tickling torture). I also had a near concussion when I banged my head on a radiator during another vicious attack by a tickler when I was a child. But the most serious injury received while being tickled was a broken rib. So not only was I tickled, I also couldn’t breathe without being in pain for few weeks.
SO ABSOLUTE AND TOTAL ZERO TOLERANCE TO TICKLING
Tickling is Tyranny and Torture and I have no tolerance to these.