This word sounds like a mixture of a house name from 
Harry Potter, posh French wine, a seriously wrong 
fetish and even weirder adult film genre including 
the aforementioned fetish. 

It also sounds like a bad idea. Like making a conscious
decision about making a risky decision that you know 
is a risky decision. I almost wrote a ‘bad’ decision 
but bad can be subjective. At least in my case. I’m 
being porpignalf about most things now. 

Including this. 

I’m writing what comes to my mind … I don’t censor 
myself and I don’t look back. It is a conscious act. 

Yeah….’Flangiprop’ has already been done. It is even in the urban dictionary and to be honest, the ‘top definition‘ is actually rather good. So, I’m not messing with it.

Instead, I have flipped the word. Porpignalf.

As a bonus that has no relevance to anything, I had to look up how to spell ‘conscious’. It was super frustrating. I am getting stupid.


Source: 365 Days of Writing Prompts, February 1

invent a definition for the word “flangiprop” and use the word in a post

4 thoughts on “Flangiprop!

  1. OK, so Porpignalf the Pink was Gandalf the Grey’s half brother. He was an artist and was best known for his work with flowers and bees. He had the best trimmed beard of any of the major wizards. Porpignalf was instrumental in rebuilding Middle Earth after the War of the Rings.

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    1. Sorry, I was wrong, porpignalf is an impossible solo sexual act and is used to describe worthless or useless behavior. It’s common usage is along these lines: “Did you do anything last night?” “No, I just stayed home, you know, porpignalf.”

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